Show song Rasputin: Cool mustache, Wario Try messing with the mad monk, you'll be sorry-oh How many dictators does it take To turn an empire into a union of ruinous states? Looking like something out of R.L. (According to an urban legend, Rasputin's genitalia are preserved in a jar, but are also speculated to have actually belonged to a moose. Epic Rap Battles of History Wiki is a FANDOM Games Community. ), I have no pride for you who ruined everything, (Lenin breaks in, claiming that he never approved of the government Stalin created, contrary to what Stalin's second to last line stated.). His second wife, Nadezhda Alliluyeva was found shot dead in her bedroom, which some believe Stalin might’ve been responsible for.). Writer(s): Ahlquist Lloyd Leonard, Shukoff Peter, Cimadamore Dante Michael, You will get 3 free months if you haven't already used an Apple Music free trial, Made with love & passion in Italy. You think I give a fuck about my wife? ), (Gorbachev enters after hearing Lenin's "birth of Marx" line, thinking he said "birthmarks". Gorbachev wants them to step aside while he raps. Looking like something out of R.L. Stalin's army was better-equipped for adverse weather, so the Nazis were decimated. (After a carriage accident that happened to Stalin when he was 12, his left arm was shortened and stiffened at the elbow, while his right hand was thinner than his left and frequently hidden, so there is a mistake in the line where Lenin says that Stalin's right hand was shriveled, when it was really his left. And stopped the greatest revolution since the birth of Marx! Two years after Rasputin was assassinated, the Tsar, his wife, and their children were all executed.). ), They're calling this for Stalin, I will kick you in the rectum, (Stalin claims that all are predicting his victory in the battle. It must be rhymes from you, dawg, (Stalin implies that Rasputin's rhymes are shit. This could also a reference to George Orwell's 1945 novel Animal Farm. "), Till your loyalty shriveled up like your right hand, man, (This lyric is what developed into the lyric, "But your loyalty shriveled up like your right hand, man!" Let me start with you there, Frankenstein! He calls him a fat pig, a heavy insult that compares Stalin to an insult commonly given by Russians to Americans: "fat capitalist pigs," questioning Stalin's communist status. Starve you for days til you waste away Grigori Rasputin vs Joseph Stalin Lyrics: EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! Torn down that wall like the Kool-Aid Man Oh yeah! I had the balls to let Baryshnikov dance, playa! Assholes made a mess and the war got cold! His works were the inspiration for the Russian Revolution and Lenin's policies. Stalin betrayed Lenin during the Russian Revolution, so he lost his trust, and Lenin says it was gone like his injured hand.). Our whole future was bright! This line follows-up the previous two, alluding to Superman's superpowers (in his case, superhuman abilities, compared to Stalin's powerful nation) and controversy over civilian death caused by Superman in some renditions of the character. Shot! Rasputin vs Stalin begin Cool mustache, Wario Try messing with the Mad Monk you'll be sorry, yo How many dictators does it take To turn an empire into a union of ruinous states? Stalin calls Rasputin a pervert due to his rumored sexual deviancy.). Rasputin says he'll cause Stalin's downfall in the same way. (A half-life is the amount of time it takes for one half of a quantity of radioactive material to decay into more stable material. Stine About 500 people lost their lives during this event.). Rasputin's "wizard friends" may refer to his close associates whom Rasputin was able to get positions in government through good word to the Tsarina. RASPUTIN! This is also a pun since the word "in" is the opposite of "out".). I even crush mother fuckers when I'm laid in state! You're from Georgia, sweet Georgia ), (Gorbachev was the leader of the Soviet Union from 1985 to 1991. Rasputin calls Stalin out for stalling, or saying vague things to take up time. [Verse 4: Mikhail Gorbachev] As a messed up motherfucker bent in the mind Stalin says that he would kill him using multiple methods to make sure he dies.). I even crush mother fuckers when I'm laid in state Stalin had entire families killed during his terrible reign. © 2020 METROLYRICS, A RED VENTURES COMPANY. Putin is currently one of the most powerful people on the planet. ), (Rasputin, as an infamous seducer, supposedly had sex with many women and is also said to have performed miracles and hypnotize. This term implies "business partner".). And Joseph, you were supposed to be my right-hand man, (Stalin was Lenin's subordinate during the Revolution and was eventually promoted to a higher rank within what became the CPSU behind Lenin. This may also be a reference to Rasputin's death, in which he was poisoned, shot, stabbed, and bludgeoned before finally drowning when he was thrown into a river. Putin says he can take them all on, since he's known to be a badass president.). Another note: Hitler, another mass-murdering dictator like Stalin, was also played by Lloyd in the Darth Vader vs Hitler trilogy. Assholes made a mess and the war got cold Lenin's faction won, so it was red over white. Stalin likens this to beef, the edible meat of cattle, saying that his owning of Moscow (pun on 'cow') makes him the owner of said beef. Your whole family? Big dick mystic known to hypnotize Anyone who sold you pierogi? Lenin is calling Rasputin so homely that he looks like a creature from the series. / RASPUTIN! To turn an empire into a union of ruinous states? When the Germans offered to exchange his son for a German Marshal, Stalin replied, "I will not trade a Marshal for a Lieutenant" brought upon by his belief that prisoners of war were to be considered traitors to their country. You fat pig, more like Man of Squeal, (The Man of Steel was Stalin's nickname. I'm a president in my prime. Дa, you want to mess with me? One notable part of the Cold War was the Space Race, in which the USA and the USSR were trying to take control of space and the moon first in order to gain a better hold in the Cold War. His title may have been equal to a vice-chairman, which would also place him at Lenin's right hand in order of succession.). "), (To beef means to have a grudge with someone. ), You sure act like a dick for a punk with his junk chopped off, (Despite Rasputin's penis being placed in a jar after his death, Rasputin's behavior is observed by Stalin as obnoxious and mean, or "like a dick. VS! [Verse 5: Vladimir Putin] It's a disgrace what you did to your own people Your daddy beat you like a dog and now you're evil You're from Georgia, sweet Georgia (True power is neither psychic, nor acquired by force, Gorbachev says. It's a disgrace what you did to your own people. Look into my eyes you perverted witch He is often compared to Adolf Hitler, another great mass-murderer of his era. I'm a president in my prime, my enemies don't distract me ), (After Gorbachev says "real power", Putin busts his way into the battle, demonstrating to these Russians what true power is. Look into my eyes you perverted witch Rasputin believes this is the reason behind Stalin making the lives of others so miserable. ), (A veiled reference to both sides of the Revolution; royal loyalists were white, and the communists were red. You got off easy when they pickled that moose cock! "), I'm majestic, you're a bit thick, I'm not impressed with your magic tricks, (Stalin calls himself dignified and beautiful, while calling Rasputin thick, or stupid. ", and shout his catchphrase, "Oh yeah!" (Дa!) All your wizard friends? ), I was poisoned, shot and beaten and I still fought back like no sweat, (In Rasputin's assassination, all three of these occurred, yet he still continued to fight back until he was tied and thrown into a river, where he died of hypothermia. It's a disgrace what you did to your own people Your daddy beat you like a dog and now you're evil You're from Georgia, sweet Georgia And the history books unfold ya! If you're the man of steel, I spit kryptonite! Stine You two need yoga, you need a shower ), As a messed up mutha fucka bent in the mind, (According to Rasputin, Stalin was paranoid, which resulted in him taking actions such as killing by the masses.
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